Life Is Backwards!
From Suzi Parker:
The most unfair thing about life is the way
it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it? A death.
What's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You
should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an
old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get
a gold watch, then you go to work.
You work forty years until you're young enough
to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you
get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become
a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a little
baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months
floating
and you finish off as an orgasm. |