Then: Long hair.
Now: Longing for hair.

Then: Keg
Now: EKG.

Then: Acid rock
Now: Acid reflux.

Then: Moving to California because it's cool.
Now: Moving to California because it's hot.

Then: You're growing pot.
Now: Your growing pot.

Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.
Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids.

Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

Then: Seeds And Stems.
Now: Roughage.

Then: Popping Pills, Smoking Joints.
Now: Popping Joints.

Then: Our President's Struggle With Fidel.
Now: Our President's Struggle With Fidelity.

Then: Killer Weed.
Now: Weed Killer.

Then: The Grateful Dead.
Now: Dr. Kevorkian.

Then: Getting Out To A New, Hip Joint.
Now: Getting A New Hip Joint.