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| 10. | They told me at the blood bank this might happen. |
| 9. | This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you send me to. |
| 8. | Whew! Guess I left the top off of the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time. |
| 7. | I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm. |
| 6. | I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance. |
| 5. | I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga? |
| 4. | Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out margin metrics. |
| 3. | The coffee machine is broken. |
| 2. | Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot! |
And the number 1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk,
| 1. | "...in Jesus' name. Amen." |
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